“I must be a mermaid...I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living.”-- Anaïs Nin


This letter from Mom really fits the letters from Mom conspiracy theory..

(Source: pizza-fries)



A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.






This is excellent!

"Slutty Iron Man"

Mmmm, slutty Iron Man.

(Source: myintrovertedmind)


will let u guys know how this goes


white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

(Source: lesstalkmorebeauty)


Social Justice Warrior?

No I’m a Social Justice Wizard. I’m questing to find the chosen one, gift them the mystic sword “Intersectionality" and lead them on an epic quest to slay the KKK Grand Dragon


my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

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