“I must be a mermaid...I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living.”-- Anaïs Nin


yay for cool giveaways! alright, I’m giving away my Pink 5th Gen iPod touch. It hasn’t been used very much and has been completely wiped to factory settings and updated to the latest version of iOS (7.1.2 or something like that). I’m shipping it in the ugly ass two-part case you see listed above for protection. A USB Lightning cable (no plug) will be included. If you have any questions about that, please message me. It also comes with a bonus gift - the Betsey Johnson earrings you see above.

Here are the rules:

  • You must be following me! This is a gift for my lovely followers who put up with my crap all the time :] 
  • REBLOGS ONLY! like for reference, but reblogs only will count.
  • You have to be comfortable giving me your address. I should be able to ship internationally but I’m not totally sure. I can for sure ship anywhere in the US and I will of course pay for shipping. 
  • I will be choosing the winner using Random.org
  • No giveaway blogs, idc much about spamming.

Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 at 2 pm EST. I will ship within three days followng if all goes well. Deadline may be changed.


How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 


Check out this wire flavor flav clock chain I made for my 3d design class last semester.


Honey, I’m on fire. I feel it everywhere. Nothing scares me anymore.


"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"


I can’t stop laughing

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Cherry Picked Bible


what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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this is the best video in the entire planet it made me happy when i was crying and sad

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