“I must be a mermaid...I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living.”-- Anaïs Nin
Daydreaming

andriacrossing:

This letter from Mom really fits the letters from Mom conspiracy theory..

(Source: pizza-fries)

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

mythril-knight:

housingworksbookstore:

openbookstore:

sizvideos:

Video

This is excellent!

"Slutty Iron Man"

Mmmm, slutty Iron Man.

(Source: myintrovertedmind)

shopjeen:

will let u guys know how this goes

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

(Source: lesstalkmorebeauty)

nothingman:

Social Justice Warrior?

No I’m a Social Justice Wizard. I’m questing to find the chosen one, gift them the mystic sword “Intersectionality" and lead them on an epic quest to slay the KKK Grand Dragon

unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

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